Thursday, October 27, 2011

Kate Middleton and the Reiss Shola Bandage Dress

Kate Middleton in her Reiss Shola bandage dress with Michelle Obama
When Kate Middleton alongside her new husband, Prince William, met the Obamas on their official European tour back in May 2011, she wore the most beautiful dress that is still being talked about months later.

It was a beige-colored Reiss Shola bandage dress that fitted her slim figure perfectly.

Immediately afterwards, fans flooded the Reiss Shola website and managed to crash it!

All copies of their $340 dress immediately sold out and the company have confirmed that they have no plans to produce any more.

With the dress being unavailable now, and with thousands of women still wanting to buy it, prices for the dress are being offered on sites like eBay at double or even treble the original price.

Kate Middleton and the cheap high street store copy of the Reiss shola dress
Many high street stores have brought out cheap copies of the Reiss Shola bandage dress, which can be bought at a fraction of the price.

My concern would be that you really have to be ultra-slim or curvy in exactly the right places to get away with wearing a dress like this.

Both US and British women are, let's face it, by and large, FAT. And so such a dress would be totally wasted on them.

Come on girls, look in the mirror and be honest with yourself.
How on Earth do you think you can get away with wearing a figure hugging bandage dress and still look good?

Kate Middleton does. I should say, the former Kate Middleton as she is now known as the Duchess of Cambridge.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Pippa Middleton, Party Pieces and Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber
Pippa Middleton and her family business, Party Pieces, have signed an exclusive deal with Canadian teen heart-throb Justin Bieber, to sell Bieber merchandise through their website. 

Pippa Middleton
This typically includes tableware, jewelry and party invitations which is sure to drive those 9 year olds wild with desire. 

Also available is a Justin Bieber range of party plates, cups, napkins, balloons and birthday banners.

No doubt Pippa's elevated status as sister of the wife of the Crown Prince, plus the world-wider attention she received by being the beautiful Maid of Honor who almost stole the show at the recent Royal Wedding, has made such contracts easier for her millionaire parents to attract.

Justin Bieber himself was no doubt over-the-moon at their interest in him and his merchandise.
Justin Bieber has already proclaimed his admiration for Pippa and her famous ass. 

After the Royal wedding he tweeted 'Congrats to William and Kate ... and Kate's sister. She was a hit.'

Justin Bieber launches his own range of perfume called Someday in June 2011.

The multi-millionaire plans to donate all the profits to his favorite charities.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Pippa Middleton in a Bikini

If you've got it, flaunt it, my old granny used to say! Actually, she didn't really but she might have done if she'd been born 50 years later.

Pippa Middleton in her Underwear

Must have been some party!

Here Pippa is seen dancing the night away in just her slip and bra, while her dance partner wear just boxer shorts. I don't see anything wrong with this picture although I can see why it might cause some embarrassment to her family.

Look at the floor behind the couple, it looks like stone tiling, of the type that is laid outside on a terrace. The chances are this photo was taken in some hot holiday destination where stripping down would just be a way of cooling off.

They probably spent all day at the poolside or maybe even on a yacht at sea, wearing their skimpy beachwear, so this is tame by comparison.

Saturday, May 14, 2011

Pippa Middleton at the Royal Wedding

 Pippa Middleton in her gorgeous Alexander McQueen designer bridesmaid dress, along with two of the little bridesmaids, Grace Van Cutsem (left) and 3 year old Eliza Lopes, who constantly held on to her floral head-dress throughout the ceremony.

Grace Van Cutsem is the 3 year old goddaughter of Prince William, now the Duke of Cambridge who covered her ears when she arrived on the balcony of Buckingham Palace to the roar of the crowds below (Aww Bless!).  She is the daughter of Lady Rose Astor and Hugh van Cutsem.

Eliza Lopes is the Duchess of Cornwall's granddaughter, who is of course the former Camilla Parker-Bowles, now the second wife of Prince Charles, heir to the British throne, about whom rumors are circulating is suffering from Alzheimer's Disease.

Pippa Middleton herself wore the most beautiful figure hugging white dress that showed off her slender curves to perfection. It comes as no surprise to learn that Twitter almost collapsed under the sheer weight of appreciative comments from the world-wide wedding audience, and that Pippa's ass is not a hot topic throughout cyberspace. The Pippa Middleton's Ass  Facebook Appreciation Society has reached a minimum of 300,000 fans.
There is no doubt that Kate Middleton looked super on the day of the wedding, and some might even say that she outshone the bride!
She has since been offered mega-bucks to star in a porn movie (ain't never gonna happen so don't get your hopes up!)

The Royal Wedding has catapulted Pippa Middleton into the limelight, whether she wants to be there or not remains to be seen.

Pippa Middleton is no stranger to money, having been brought up middle England comfort with self-made millionaire parents.

She attended Edinburgh university in Scotland where she obtained a BA (Hons) degree in English literature.

As she walks demurely down the steps, Pippa Middleton is every inch the model bridesmaid.

With her beautiful Sarah Burton at Alexander McQueen lace dress, she must have felt as well as looked a million dollars.

 No doubt her big sister Kate will not be jealous, after all she bagged Prince William, future King of Britain, and one of the most eligible men around.

To those reading here and not feeling too sure about who is who in the British Royal family, the current Queen, Elizabeth II, is mother to Prince Charles. Charles was married to Lady Diana, who tragically died in a road accident in Paris. However, the couple were actually divorced at the time.
 Diana and Charles had two boys, William and Harry, and this Royal Wedding celebrated the nuptials of Prince William, second in line to the throne, and Kate Middleton, sister of Pippa.

Great View of Pippa's Ass

The audience got a great view of Pippa's ass!

Friday, May 13, 2011

Pippa Middleton's Ass

Pippa Middleton has risen to international stardom after stunning the world at her sister Kate's wedding to Prince William, by wearing a beautiful cowl-topped bridesmaid dress that showed off her figure to perfection. Her ass even has a Facebook page dedicated to it with hundreds of thousands of fans. the Twitter service was overloaded on the day of the wedding, the 29th of April, as Pippa's ass wowed the billions of television viewers world-wide.
Pippa Middleton's Ass